i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
Meanwhile in Finland…
“8 points go to the hottest and cutest babes in this contest - RUSSIA!”
Awkward moment when aliens invade Finland and use Eurovision to reveal themselves.
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Even when the UK dont win.
Most of you guys sung in English.
So technically,
we still win.
Yeah.
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Eurovision is just like the greatest thing to ever exist ever.
Especially because the UK have a beautiful total of ONE.
We had the greatest Empire on earth, we produced timeless bands like The Beatles. And now on this day, we have a grand total of 1.
The UK, brilliant at sucking. God I love this country.
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